Officially Retired Christmas Ornament, Funny Retirement Gift, Ceramic Hanging Tree Decoration

A little red vintage car carrying a Christmas tree on its roof rack. Glazed ceramic keepsake for a woman retiring.

The Officially Retired ornament is a round ceramic disc, about 2.9 inches across, made with a woman retiring in mind.

The wording printed on the face reads: "A wise woman once said I'm outta here. Officially retired."

• WHAT IS ON IT - A little red vintage car carrying a Christmas tree on its roof rack, circled by a pine wreath with red berries and finished with a red bow, printed edge to edge on the glazed face.
• THE WORDING - The face reads "A wise woman once said I'm outta here. Officially retired." so the message is part of the ornament, not a tag that gets thrown away with the wrapping.
• GLAZED CERAMIC, NOT PAPER - Fired ceramic with a glossy glaze, printed on both faces, smoothed edges, and a dry cloth is all the cleaning it needs. Handle the ceramic disc gently and keep it in a dry, padded storage box between seasons.
• WHO IT IS FOR - Made with a woman retiring in mind. Good for a retirement party, a last day at work, or her first Christmas with the calendar to herself.
• READY TO GIVE - About 2.9 inches across with the gold cord already tied on. It ships boxed, so it can be handed over as it is, hung on the tree, or tied to a gift instead of a bow.

Glazed ceramic with a smooth, glossy surface: flat artwork is UV printed on both faces, so the design reads whichever way it turns on the branch. Clean gently with a soft dry cloth.

About 2.9 inches across, light enough for the thin outer branches, and the gold hanging cord is knotted on before it ships.

It suits a woman retiring, and it works for a retirement party, a last day at work, or her first Christmas with the calendar to herself. It also hangs well on a wreath, a garland, a doorknob, a gift bag handle or a rear-view mirror.

The depth and shine you see are printed artwork on a smooth glazed ceramic disc - the surface is flat to the touch.

Material & printing: This is a ceramic ornament with flat UV-printed artwork, not engraving, sculpted relief or raised resin. Handle gently, clean with a soft dry cloth and store in a dry, padded box away from moisture and prolonged direct sunlight.