Funny Christmas Ornament, Adults Only Gag Party Gift, Ceramic Hanging Tree Decoration

A Cheeky Lineup of Costumed Characters in Santa Hats and Antlers. Adults-Only Ceramic Gag Keepsake.

Every tree needs a few ornaments that mean something. This Adult Gag Christmas Cast Christmas ornament from Marlowood is one of them: a 2.9 inch glazed ceramic round shape printed with a lineup of ten cheeky cartoon characters in assorted skin tones dressed up for the season, each with a red Santa hat, a candy cane scarf, an elf shoe, brown antlers, a fur trimmed cuff or a wrapped gift box, with the punchline set below in a bold retro serif alternating red and green letters. A gold hanging string comes pre-attached, so it is ready to hang straight out of the box. Materials decide whether an ornament survives. Kiln-fired ceramic under a hard gloss glaze shrugs off the scuffing and yellowing that ruin paper, felt and foam pieces within a few seasons. The artwork is sublimation printed on both faces so nothing blank ever faces the room, the edges are smoothed so nothing snags, and cleaning is a dry cloth and ten seconds once a year. Give it to adults buying raunchy gag gifts for dirty santa and white elephant office parties, bachelorette nights and friends with crude humour, or keep it for your own collection. It works as a stocking stuffer, secret Santa gift, white elephant swap item, appreciation gift, coworker exchange, host gift or a small surprise tucked into a card. It also hangs beautifully on wreaths, garlands, doorknobs, rearview mirrors, office desks and dorm windows.

• Solid Ceramic, Not Flimsy Plastic This Adult Gag Christmas Cast Christmas ornament is kiln-fired ceramic sealed under a glossy glaze, so the artwork stays sharp and bright season after season. The glaze seals the print, so fingerprints wipe away and the colors do not chalk or dull with handling. Firing locks the design into the surface instead of laying a sticker or decal on top of it. Glazed ceramic holds its color far better than acrylic, felt, paper, wood or shatterproof plastic.
• Great Gift Idea For Adults With Crude Humor This Adult Gag Christmas Cast ornament covers a stocking stuffer, host gift, advent calendar filler, secret Santa pick or just-because surprise without any wrapping headache. It was made with adults buying raunchy gag gifts for dirty santa and white elephant office parties, bachelorette nights and friends with crude humour in mind. No wrapping is needed beyond a gift bag, and it slips into a card envelope or a stocking without adding bulk.
• Bold Artwork That Stands Out Printed on the ceramic face is a lineup of ten cheeky cartoon characters in assorted skin tones dressed up for the season, each with a red Santa hat, a candy cane scarf, an elf shoe, brown antlers, a fur trimmed cuff or a wrapped gift box, with the punchline set below in a bold retro serif alternating red and green letters. The 2.9 inch size hits the sweet spot: big enough to actually read the message, small enough to hang anywhere on the tree.
• Hangs Where A Glass Ball Cannot The gold cord arrives already tied on, so this round Adult Gag Christmas Cast ornament is not limited to the Christmas tree. Hang it on a stocking hanger, a locker door, a cabinet pull, a garland swag, a pantry knob, a window latch or an office desk lamp. It travels well in a card or a padded envelope if you are posting it to someone. Its lightweight build means thin artificial branches hold it without drooping.
• Memorable, Not Generic Anyone can hand over a plain red ball, but this Adult Gag Christmas Cast ornament is specific, and specific is what people remember. The right small gift outlasts the expensive one that gets used twice and forgotten. Each one ships carefully packed so it arrives ready to give. Ships boxed and ready to give.