Beer Christmas Ornament, Funny Antler Bottles Gag Gift, Ceramic Hanging Tree Decoration

Three Bottles Sprouting Antlers and Wrapped in Fairy Lights, Ringed by Punning Names. Ceramic Keepsake for Beer Lovers.

This Funny Beer Reindeer Pun Christmas ornament from Marlowood was made for someone specific rather than for everyone. The 2.9 inch glazed round ceramic face carries three dark green beer bottles standing in a row on a cream hand drawn ground, each sprouting brown antlers from the neck and wrapped in a strand of multicolour fairy lights, with the pun names running around the full outer rim in a distressed slab serif, and the gold hanging cord is already tied on, so it goes on the tree the minute it arrives. Ceramic was chosen on purpose. The glossy ceramic surface carries flat UV-printed artwork. Handle gently and store in a dry, padded box between holiday seasons. The surface is smooth, the flat UV-printed artwork appears front and back, and a soft dry cloth can be used for gentle cleaning before storage in a dry, padded box. It is lightweight enough for thin artificial branches and solid enough to feel like a real keepsake in the hand. It lands well with craft beer drinkers, bought by wives, girlfriends and friends as a gag stocking stuffer for a beer loving dad or brother. Use it for stocking stuffers, secret Santa, white elephant, office parties, teacher and coworker thank-yous, or as the tag on a larger present. It hangs on trees, wreaths, garlands, doorknobs, mirrors, desk lamps, lockers and dorm windows.

• Kiln-Fired Ceramic, Not Plastic This Funny Beer Reindeer Pun Christmas ornament is glazed ceramic with flat UV-printed artwork on the smooth, glossy surface. It carries the weight of porcelain rather than the hollow feel of plastic or foam decorations. Chosen for craft beer drinkers, bought by wives, girlfriends and friends as a gag stocking stuffer for a beer loving dad or brother, it is built to be kept rather than tossed out in January.
• An Easy Gift For Craft Beer Drinkers Whether you need a office party swap, advent calendar filler, gift basket add-on, thank-you card upgrade or host gift, it arrives ready to hand over. Anyone shopping for craft beer drinkers, bought by wives, girlfriends and friends as a gag stocking stuffer for a beer loving dad or brother will find it does the job. No wrapping required. No wrapping is needed beyond a gift bag, and it slips into a card envelope or a stocking without adding bulk.
• Detailed Printed Artwork Across the glazed face runs three dark green beer bottles standing in a row on a cream hand drawn ground, each sprouting brown antlers from the neck and wrapped in a strand of multicolour fairy lights, with the pun names running around the full outer rim in a distressed slab serif. Full-color artwork is UV printed on the glazed ceramic surface, adding detail to the design. There is no blank back facing the room.
• Hangs Instantly, Anywhere You Want The gold cord arrives already tied on, so this round Funny Beer Reindeer Pun ornament is not limited to the Christmas tree. Hang it on a window latch, a shop pegboard, a doorknob, a dorm window, a curtain tieback, a wreath or a bookshelf. Nothing about it is seasonal-only except the branch you first hang it from. It travels well in a card or a padded envelope if you are posting it to someone.
• A Keepsake, Not A Throwaway This Funny Beer Reindeer Pun ornament is meant to be unpacked every December rather than binned in January. Trees fill up with generic filler, and one piece that actually fits the person is worth more than five that do not. Years from now it will still come out of the storage box and get a reaction. Ships boxed and ready to give.

Material & printing: This is a ceramic ornament with flat UV-printed artwork, not engraving, sculpted relief or raised resin. Handle gently, clean with a soft dry cloth and store in a dry, padded box away from moisture and prolonged direct sunlight.