I Was Told There'd Be Gay Apparel Christmas Ornament, Funny Rainbow Christmas, Ceramic Ornament

A rainbow knit sweater. Glazed ceramic keepsake for anyone who enjoys the old carol line turned into a joke.

The I Was Told There'd Be Gay Apparel ornament is a round ceramic disc, about 2.9 inches across, made with anyone who enjoys the old carol line turned into a joke in mind.

The wording printed on the face reads: "I was told there'd be gay apparel."

• WHAT IS ON IT - A rainbow knit sweater, a fringed rainbow scarf and rainbow socks pegged to a line of red, green and purple bulbs, with pine, holly and red bows at each end, printed edge to edge on the glazed face.
• THE WORDING - The face reads "I was told there'd be gay apparel." so the message is part of the ornament, not a tag that gets thrown away with the wrapping.
• GLAZED CERAMIC, NOT PAPER - Fired ceramic with a glossy glaze, printed on both faces, smoothed edges, and a dry cloth is all the cleaning it needs. It will not fade, curl or go brittle in the storage box.
• WHO IT IS FOR - Made with anyone who enjoys the old carol line turned into a joke in mind. Good for an ugly sweater party, a Secret Santa, or a gift for a friend who decorates in every color at once.
• READY TO GIVE - About 2.9 inches across with the gold cord already tied on. It ships boxed, so it can be handed over as it is, hung on the tree, or tied to a gift instead of a bow.

It is fired glazed ceramic, so the surface stays glossy and the color stays put. The edges are smoothed before firing, the design is printed on both faces, and a dry cloth is all it needs after a season in the box.

It measures about 2.9 inches across and arrives with the gold cord already tied on, so it goes straight from the box onto the tree.

It suits anyone who enjoys the old carol line turned into a joke, and it works for an ugly sweater party, a Secret Santa, or a gift for a friend who decorates in every color at once. It also hangs well on a wreath, a garland, a doorknob, a gift bag handle or a rear-view mirror.

The depth and shine you see are printed artwork on a smooth glazed ceramic disc - the surface is flat to the touch.