A Reasonably Merry Christmas Ornament, Funny Lawyer Gift, Ceramic Hanging Tree Decoration

A joke drafted like a contract. Glazed ceramic keepsake for lawyers, paralegals, accountants and anyone with dry humour.

A Reasonably Merry Christmas ornament is a round ceramic disc, about 2.9 inches across, made with lawyers, paralegals, accountants and anyone with dry humour in mind.

The wording printed on the face reads: "I wish you a reasonably merry Christmas and a happy new year, subject to reasonable expectations, without warranty or guarantee."

• WHAT IS ON IT - A joke drafted like a contract, with Happy struck through in red and margin notes scribbled in, framed by a red poinsettia above and a red and gold bow below, printed edge to edge on the glazed face.
• THE WORDING - The face reads "I wish you a reasonably merry Christmas and a happy new year, subject to reasonable expectations, without warranty or guarantee." so the message is part of the ornament, not a tag that gets thrown away with the wrapping.
• GLAZED CERAMIC, NOT PAPER - Fired ceramic with a glossy glaze, printed on both faces, smoothed edges, and a dry cloth is all the cleaning it needs. It will not fade, curl or go brittle in the storage box.
• WHO IT IS FOR - Made with lawyers, paralegals, accountants and anyone with dry humour in mind. Good for an office Secret Santa, a law firm gift exchange, or the colleague who reads the terms.
• READY TO GIVE - About 2.9 inches across with the gold cord already tied on. It ships boxed, so it can be handed over as it is, hung on the tree, or tied to a gift instead of a bow.

The disc is glazed ceramic, not printed card or resin. The glaze gives it a smooth, glass-like face that keeps the artwork sharp, and it catches string lights instead of going flat and dull the way paper and foil ornaments do.

Roughly 2.9 inches across with the gold cord attached, so there is no hook to buy and nothing to assemble.

It suits lawyers, paralegals, accountants and anyone with dry humour, and it works for an office Secret Santa, a law firm gift exchange, or the colleague who reads the terms. It also hangs well on a wreath, a garland, a doorknob, a gift bag handle or a rear-view mirror.

The depth and shine you see are printed artwork on a smooth glazed ceramic disc - the surface is flat to the touch.