Rude Christmas Ornament, Adult Humor Santa Gag Gift, Ceramic Hanging Tree Decoration

Blunt Adults-Only Santa Punchline. Ceramic Gag Keepsake for Dirty Santa, Office Parties and White Elephant.

A tree tells you who a family is. This Rude Santa Humor ornament from Marlowood adds a piece worth keeping: a glossy round ceramic face about 2.9 inches across, printed with a grinning rosy cheeked painted Santa in a red suit with white fur trim cradling an oversized purple eggplant across his chest like a gift, on solid forest green covered with white snowflakes and dots, with the gold cord attached and no assembly of any kind. This is real fired ceramic with the weight of porcelain, not a hollow plastic shell. The glaze locks the print in, so colors stay saturated through years of packing and unpacking, and both faces carry the full design. At about 2.9 inches it fits a crowded tree without pushing neighbors aside, it hangs level on the pre-tied cord, and it stores flat between seasons without crushing. It lands well with adults buying for white elephant and dirty santa exchanges, office parties and crude humour friends. Use it for stocking stuffers, secret Santa, white elephant, office parties, teacher and coworker thank-yous, or as the tag on a larger present. It hangs on trees, wreaths, garlands, doorknobs, mirrors, desk lamps, lockers and dorm windows.

• Premium Glazed Ceramic Build This Rude Santa Humor Christmas ornament is kiln-fired ceramic sealed under a glossy glaze, so the artwork stays sharp and bright season after season. Wipe it with a soft dry cloth after the holidays and it packs away flat until next December. Chosen for adults buying for white elephant and dirty santa exchanges, office parties and crude humour friends, it is built to be kept rather than tossed out in January.
• Built As A Gift For Adults With Crude Humor It slots straight into a white elephant entry, office party swap, advent calendar filler, gift basket add-on or thank-you card upgrade. It reads as thoughtful to adults buying for white elephant and dirty santa exchanges, office parties and crude humour friends rather than as a filler item. Because it is a Christmas ornament and not another mug or candle, it comes back out every December instead of being used once and forgotten.
• Artwork You Can Read Across The Room The design shows a grinning rosy cheeked painted Santa in a red suit with white fur trim cradling an oversized purple eggplant across his chest like a gift, on solid forest green covered with white snowflakes and dots. The round format keeps the composition centered, so the focal point is not cut off by the hanging hole. The glaze gives it a wet-looking shine that pops against green branches. There is no blank back facing the room.
• Ready To Hang Anywhere The gold cord arrives already tied on, so this round Rude Santa Humor ornament is not limited to the Christmas tree. Hang it on an office desk lamp, a locker door, a dorm window, a kitchen hook, a cubicle divider, a window latch or a stocking hanger. At 2.9 inches it fits places a big glass ball never could, with nothing to bend or re-tie. Tie it to a wrapped present and the gift tag becomes part of the gift.
• Says Something A Gift Card Cannot Picking this Rude Santa Humor design means picking the person, not just checking a box. It ships carefully boxed, so it arrives ready to hand over without a trip to the wrapping drawer. Glazed ceramic will not fade, crumble or go brittle the way paper and foam ornaments do. Years from now it will still come out of the storage box and get a reaction. Ships boxed and ready to give. Each one ships carefully packed so it arrives ready to give.