Merry Goosemas and a Honkin New Year. Antlered Goose Pun Ceramic Keepsake for Poultry and Farm Bird Keepers.

Goose Christmas Ornament, Merry Goosemas Funny Farm Gift, Ceramic Hanging Tree Decoration

$14.95
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Merry Goosemas and a Honkin New Year. Antlered Goose Pun Ceramic Keepsake for Poultry and Farm Bird Keepers.

Goose Christmas Ornament, Merry Goosemas Funny Farm Gift, Ceramic Hanging Tree Decoration

$14.95

Merry Goosemas and a Honkin New Year. Antlered Goose Pun Ceramic Keepsake for Poultry and Farm Bird Keepers.

A tree tells you who a family is. This Funny Goose Pun ornament from Marlowood adds a piece worth keeping: a glossy round ceramic face about 2.9 inches across, printed with a minimal cartoon goose whose white head with orange reindeer antlers and beak peeks in from the top and whose orange webbed feet stick out at the bottom, so the wording forms its body, in alternating crimson script and dark green slab capitals with holly sprigs at each side, with the gold cord attached and no assembly of any kind. The build matters. Kiln-fired ceramic under a high-gloss glaze resists fading, scuffing and yellowing in a way that paper, felt, foam and printed plastic simply cannot. The lightweight double-sided face carries the full artwork, so the ornament looks finished no matter which way it spins on the branch. At roughly 2.9 inches it hangs comfortably on a full-size tree, a tabletop tree, a wreath or a garland, and it wipes clean with a dry cloth. Built with gag gift and white elephant buyers shopping for a goose or farm bird owner, backyard poultry keepers, punny decor collectors in mind, it covers stocking stuffers, secret Santa, white elephant swaps, advent calendars, office exchanges, appreciation weeks, birthdays and graduations. Hang it from a tree branch, a wreath, a garland, a banister, a cabinet pull, a rearview mirror or a gift bag handle.

  • Glossy Ceramic Keepsake This Funny Goose Pun Christmas ornament is kiln-fired ceramic sealed under a glossy glaze, so the artwork stays sharp and bright season after season. Glazed ceramic holds its color far better than acrylic, felt, paper, wood or shatterproof plastic. Chosen for gag gift and white elephant buyers shopping for a goose or farm bird owner, backyard poultry keepers, punny decor collectors, it is built to be kept rather than tossed out in January.
  • Built As A Gift For Goose And Poultry Keepers It slots straight into a just-because surprise, host gift, thank-you card upgrade, gift basket add-on or advent calendar filler. It reads as thoughtful to gag gift and white elephant buyers shopping for a goose or farm bird owner, backyard poultry keepers, punny decor collectors rather than as a filler item. It ships boxed and gift-ready, so there is nothing to assemble. No wrapping required. A safe pick when you are not sure what to buy.
  • Artwork You Can Read Across The Room The design shows a minimal cartoon goose whose white head with orange reindeer antlers and beak peeks in from the top and whose orange webbed feet stick out at the bottom, so the wording forms its body, in alternating crimson script and dark green slab capitals with holly sprigs at each side. The round format keeps the composition centered, so the focal point is not cut off by the hanging hole. There is no blank back facing the room.
  • No Hook Or Ribbon Needed The gold cord arrives already tied on, so this round Funny Goose Pun ornament is not limited to the Christmas tree. Hang it on a tabletop tree, a stocking hanger, a window latch, a cubicle divider, a kitchen hook, a dorm window or a locker door. It works just as well on a real fir as on a slim pencil tree or a mini desk tree. Nothing about it is seasonal-only except the branch you first hang it from.
  • Says Something A Gift Card Cannot Picking this Funny Goose Pun design means picking the person, not just checking a box. It ships carefully boxed, so it arrives ready to hand over without a trip to the wrapping drawer. Years from now it will still come out of the storage box and get a reaction. Glazed ceramic will not fade, crumble or go brittle the way paper and foam ornaments do. It stores flat and safe for decades of Decembers. Ships boxed and ready to give.

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