{"product_id":"i-was-told-there-d-be-gay-apparel-christmas-ornament-funny-rainbow-christmas-ceramic-ornament","title":"I Was Told There'd Be Gay Apparel Christmas Ornament, Funny Rainbow Christmas, Ceramic Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA rainbow knit sweater. Glazed ceramic keepsake for anyone who enjoys the old carol line turned into a joke.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Was Told There'd Be Gay Apparel ornament is a round ceramic disc, about 2.9 inches across, made with anyone who enjoys the old carol line turned into a joke in mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wording printed on the face reads: \"I was told there'd be gay apparel.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWHAT IS ON IT - A rainbow knit sweater, a fringed rainbow scarf and rainbow socks pegged to a line of red, green and purple bulbs, with pine, holly and red bows at each end, printed edge to edge on the glazed face.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTHE WORDING - The face reads \"I was told there'd be gay apparel.\" so the message is part of the ornament, not a tag that gets thrown away with the wrapping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGLAZED CERAMIC, NOT PAPER - Fired ceramic with a glossy glaze, printed on both faces, smoothed edges, and a dry cloth is all the cleaning it needs. It will not fade, curl or go brittle in the storage box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWHO IT IS FOR - Made with anyone who enjoys the old carol line turned into a joke in mind. Good for an ugly sweater party, a Secret Santa, or a gift for a friend who decorates in every color at once.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eREADY TO GIVE - About 2.9 inches across with the gold cord already tied on. It ships boxed, so it can be handed over as it is, hung on the tree, or tied to a gift instead of a bow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is fired glazed ceramic, so the surface stays glossy and the color stays put. The edges are smoothed before firing, the design is printed on both faces, and a dry cloth is all it needs after a season in the box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt measures about 2.9 inches across and arrives with the gold cord already tied on, so it goes straight from the box onto the tree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits anyone who enjoys the old carol line turned into a joke, and it works for an ugly sweater party, a Secret Santa, or a gift for a friend who decorates in every color at once. It also hangs well on a wreath, a garland, a doorknob, a gift bag handle or a rear-view mirror.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe depth and shine you see are printed artwork on a smooth glazed ceramic disc - the surface is flat to the touch.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Marlowood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56209940676913,"sku":"VLR-C26-008-I-WAS-TOLD-THERE-D-BE-GAY","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/6363\/3969\/files\/1yqhiPN79aiRDGXvA0Mm76yTJBCSmIVAp.jpg?v=1789045572","url":"https:\/\/marlowood.com\/products\/i-was-told-there-d-be-gay-apparel-christmas-ornament-funny-rainbow-christmas-ceramic-ornament","provider":"Marlowood","version":"1.0","type":"link"}