{"product_id":"i-am-not-old-i-am-classic-funny-christmas-ornament-aging-humor-keepsake-wood-tree-decoration","title":"I Am Not Old I Am Classic Funny Christmas Ornament, Aging Humor Keepsake, Wood Tree Decoration","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAging Humor Keepsake, Funny Gag For Senior, Birthday Milestone White Elephant Pick\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd a hilarious twist to your holiday decor with this Not Old Classic Funny wooden hanging ornament by Marlowood. Crafted from premium plywood with a detailed laser-cut design with full-color UV print, this funny ornament makes the perfect gag gift for adults. Whether for white elephant exchanges, Secret Santa, or just a good laugh, this ornament delivers big smiles. Lightweight, durable, and ready to hang with an included cord. Measures 4x4x0.3 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHilarious Holiday Humor\u003c\/strong\u003e Not Old Classic Funny design brings laughs and smiles to any Christmas tree — the ultimate gag gift for adults and holiday party fun\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePREMIUM crafted WOOD: Made from high-quality plywood with detailed full-color UV printed artwork that captures every funny detail perfectly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gag Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e Ideal for white elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa parties, stocking stuffers, and anyone who loves a good joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy To Display\u003c\/strong\u003e Comes with a sturdy hanging cord — ready to hang on your Christmas tree, window, or anywhere you want to spread holiday laughs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuality Keepsake\u003c\/strong\u003e Durable plywood construction ensures this funny ornament lasts for many holiday seasons — measures 4x4x0.3 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo separate laser-cut layers give this one its depth. The raised front sits above the backing panel and throws a genuine shadow, so the design still has dimension when the tree lights hit it from an angle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the ink is UV cured into the wood instead of applied as a sticker, the color stays put - no peeling corners, no chalking, no yellowing after a few Decembers in a storage box. The grain stays visible under the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt measures about 4 x 4 inches and arrives with the jute hanging cord already knotted on, so it goes straight onto the tree, a gift bag handle, a wreath or a rear-view mirror with nothing to assemble.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Marlowood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56209704681777,"sku":"DCL-W-055-IM-NOT-OLD","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/6363\/3969\/files\/13JRGH6_tzG2eM6xzkoIR_Io4u1TZyzP6.jpg?v=1789041046","url":"https:\/\/marlowood.com\/products\/i-am-not-old-i-am-classic-funny-christmas-ornament-aging-humor-keepsake-wood-tree-decoration","provider":"Marlowood","version":"1.0","type":"link"}