{"product_id":"funny-skeleton-christmas-ornament-best-seat-in-the-house-ceramic-hanging-tree-decoration","title":"Funny Skeleton Christmas Ornament, Best Seat In The House, Ceramic Hanging Tree Decoration","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSanta-Hatted Skeleton Scrolling on the Throne. Ceramic Gag Keepsake for White Elephant and Dirty Santa.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSay it properly this year with this Funny Skeleton Bathroom Christmas ornament from Marlowood. The glossy round ceramic face is printed with a grinning cartoon skeleton in a red Santa hat hunched on a white toilet holding a black smartphone, with the words printed on the raised toilet lid, a spare paper roll on teal tiles, a decorated tree at the left and a pale blue snowflake background. It measures about 2.9 inches across, comes with a gold hanging string already attached, and needs no hook, no ribbon and no assembly - open the box and hang it. Ceramic was chosen on purpose. Unlike printed plastic, felt or paper ornaments, kiln-fired ceramic keeps its shine and its color through years of packing, storing and unpacking. The glaze is smooth and fade-resistant, the double-sided artwork is printed front and back, and a soft dry cloth is all it takes to clean it before it goes back into the holiday box. It is lightweight enough for thin artificial branches and solid enough to feel like a real keepsake in the hand. Give it to white elephant and secret santa gag buyers, dads, teens and adults with dark humor, year round skeleton fans, or keep it for your own collection. It works as a stocking stuffer, secret Santa gift, white elephant swap item, appreciation gift, coworker exchange, host gift or a small surprise tucked into a card. It also hangs beautifully on wreaths, garlands, doorknobs, rearview mirrors, office desks and dorm windows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReal Fired Ceramic, Built To Last\u003c\/strong\u003e This Funny Skeleton Bathroom Christmas ornament is kiln-fired ceramic sealed under a glossy glaze, so the artwork stays sharp and bright season after season. Unlike printed metal discs it will not bend, and unlike glass baubles it is not hollow and fragile. Chosen for white elephant and secret santa gag buyers, dads, teens and adults with dark humor, year round skeleton fans, it is built to be kept rather than tossed out in January.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For Gag Gift Givers\u003c\/strong\u003e Ready to give the moment it arrives, this Funny Skeleton Bathroom ornament works as a stocking stuffer, host gift, advent calendar filler, secret Santa pick or just-because surprise. It is an easy win for white elephant and secret santa gag buyers, dads, teens and adults with dark humor, year round skeleton fans. No wrapping required. It also covers birthdays, graduations, appreciation week, end of year and housewarming gifting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVivid Full-Color Artwork\u003c\/strong\u003e The face features a grinning cartoon skeleton in a red Santa hat hunched on a white toilet holding a black smartphone, with the words printed on the raised toilet lid, a spare paper roll on teal tiles, a decorated tree at the left and a pale blue snowflake background. Printed edge to edge in rich, saturated color across the whole ceramic surface, the detail stays readable from across the room instead of disappearing into the branches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGoes Up In Seconds\u003c\/strong\u003e The gold cord arrives already tied on, so this round Funny Skeleton Bathroom ornament is not limited to the Christmas tree. Hang it on a stocking hanger, a mantel garland, a cubicle divider, a garland swag, a dorm window, a nursery shelf or an office desk lamp. No hook, no ribbon and no assembly - it is ready the second the box opens. Because it is flat rather than round, it sits flush against a wall, a door or a shelf edge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA One-Of-A-Kind Holiday Keepsake\u003c\/strong\u003e You will not find this Funny Skeleton Bathroom design on the shelf at a big box store, which is the whole point. Ornaments are how families and workplaces mark the years, and a piece chosen for a specific person gets a story attached to it. Each one ships carefully packed so it arrives ready to give. Years from now it will still come out of the storage box and get a reaction. It stores flat and safe for decades of Decembers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Marlowood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56209851580721,"sku":"VLR-C-026-FUNNY-SKELETON","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/6363\/3969\/files\/1UFc37lknteDsf31w4vFiGcH5eDlDXjJL.jpg?v=1789044129","url":"https:\/\/marlowood.com\/products\/funny-skeleton-christmas-ornament-best-seat-in-the-house-ceramic-hanging-tree-decoration","provider":"Marlowood","version":"1.0","type":"link"}