{"product_id":"funny-santa-christmas-ornament-naughty-list-novelty-gift-ceramic-hanging-tree-decoration","title":"Funny Santa Christmas Ornament, Naughty List Novelty Gift, Ceramic Hanging Tree Decoration","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eJolly Santa Pointing a Gloved Finger Before Snowy Peaks With a Blunt Verdict. Ceramic Novelty Keepsake.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the goal is a gift that gets remembered, start here. This Marlowood Naughty List Santa Christmas ornament is a 2.9 inch glazed round ceramic disc printed with a jolly cartoon santa with a red hat, rosy cheeks and a pointing gloved finger stands before snowy mountains and pine trees, with black curved lettering above and a bold red censored word below delivering a blunt verdict on the year, and it ships with the gold hanging string already knotted on. Ceramic gives it a smooth, glass-like surface that keeps the print sharp season after season, and the high-gloss glaze reflects string lights instead of going dull. The double-sided design is printed on both faces, the edges are clean and smoothed before firing, and the whole thing wipes clean with a dry cloth. It is light enough for the thin outer branches where ornaments actually get seen, and durable enough to survive years of boxing and unboxing. It suits adult humor and white elephant gift shoppers wanting a bold, sarcastic santa ornament for friends who enjoy crude jokes, and it fits almost any gifting occasion: stocking stuffers, secret Santa, white elephant swaps, office parties, advent calendars, appreciation weeks and last-minute thank-you gifts. Beyond the tree, try it on a doorknob, a cabinet pull, a stair banister, a car mirror, a locker or a gift bag handle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKiln-Fired Ceramic, Not Plastic\u003c\/strong\u003e This Naughty List Santa Christmas ornament is kiln-fired ceramic sealed under a glossy glaze, so the artwork stays sharp and bright season after season. It carries the weight of porcelain rather than the hollow feel of plastic or foam decorations. Chosen for adult humor and white elephant gift shoppers wanting a bold, sarcastic santa ornament for friends who enjoy crude jokes, it is built to be kept rather than tossed out in January.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Right Gift For Adult Humor Shoppers\u003c\/strong\u003e Use this Naughty List Santa ornament as a end-of-year token, thank-you card upgrade, office party swap, stocking stuffer or host gift. Aimed squarely at adult humor and white elephant gift shoppers wanting a bold, sarcastic santa ornament for friends who enjoy crude jokes. It ships boxed and gift-ready, so there is nothing to assemble. No wrapping is needed beyond a gift bag, and it slips into a card envelope or a stocking without adding bulk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRich, Saturated Print\u003c\/strong\u003e Covering the ceramic face is a jolly cartoon santa with a red hat, rosy cheeks and a pointing gloved finger stands before snowy mountains and pine trees, with black curved lettering above and a bold red censored word below delivering a blunt verdict on the year. Nothing is cropped or shrunk to fit, so the design lands the way it was drawn. There is no blank back facing the room. The glaze gives it a wet-looking shine that pops against green branches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHangs Instantly, Anywhere You Want\u003c\/strong\u003e The gold cord arrives already tied on, so this round Naughty List Santa ornament is not limited to the Christmas tree. Hang it on a cabinet pull, a tabletop tree, a stair banister, a window latch, a wreath, a kitchen hook or a rear parcel shelf. Year-round it can stay up as everyday decor instead of going back in the box. No hook, no ribbon and no assembly - it is ready the second the box opens.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Ornament That Gets Talked About\u003c\/strong\u003e Guests notice this Naughty List Santa design and ask about it, which a plain bauble never does. It ships carefully boxed, so it arrives ready to hand over without a trip to the wrapping drawer. Ships boxed and ready to give. Years from now it will still come out of the storage box and get a reaction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Marlowood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56209819500849,"sku":"RGF-C-042-FUNNY-SANTA","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/6363\/3969\/files\/1_iwL68b0YZDsAxo8Ud1rHpkn0q0TSg0J.jpg?v=1789043511","url":"https:\/\/marlowood.com\/products\/funny-santa-christmas-ornament-naughty-list-novelty-gift-ceramic-hanging-tree-decoration","provider":"Marlowood","version":"1.0","type":"link"}