{"product_id":"funny-egg-christmas-ornament-lazy-kawaii-teen-gift-ceramic-hanging-tree-decoration","title":"Funny Egg Christmas Ornament, Lazy Kawaii Teen Gift, Ceramic Hanging Tree Decoration","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Very Unmotivated Egg in a Santa Hat. Ceramic Gag Keepsake for Teens, Introverts and Low-Energy Humor.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the goal is a gift that gets remembered, start here. This Marlowood Lazy Egg Humor Christmas ornament is a 2.9 inch glazed round ceramic disc printed with a flat cartoon egg yolk character slumped on its egg white puddle with black bead eyes and a small frowning mouth, wearing a red Santa hat, before a simple green triangular tree with a yellow star on a pale blue snowy sky, and it ships with the gold hanging string already knotted on. The build matters. Kiln-fired ceramic under a high-gloss glaze resists fading, scuffing and yellowing in a way that paper, felt, foam and printed plastic simply cannot. The lightweight double-sided face carries the full artwork, so the ornament looks finished no matter which way it spins on the branch. At roughly 2.9 inches it hangs comfortably on a full-size tree, a tabletop tree, a wreath or a garland, and it wipes clean with a dry cloth. Made for teens and twenty somethings buying gag stocking stuffers for friends, siblings and coworkers, plus self described introverts, it works as a stocking stuffer, secret Santa pick, white elephant entry, advent filler, host gift, appreciation token or a small extra beside something bigger. Hang it on the tree, a wreath, a garland, a doorknob, a car mirror, a shelf edge or a gift bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurable Ceramic With A High-Gloss Finish\u003c\/strong\u003e This Lazy Egg Humor Christmas ornament is kiln-fired ceramic sealed under a glossy glaze, so the artwork stays sharp and bright season after season. It hangs level rather than tipping forward, because the cord is knotted at the balance point. Chosen for teens and twenty somethings buying gag stocking stuffers for friends, siblings and coworkers, plus self described introverts, it is built to be kept rather than tossed out in January.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Right Gift For Teens And Introverts\u003c\/strong\u003e Use this Lazy Egg Humor ornament as a secret Santa pick, stocking stuffer, end-of-year token, just-because surprise or host gift. Aimed squarely at teens and twenty somethings buying gag stocking stuffers for friends, siblings and coworkers, plus self described introverts. No wrapping is needed beyond a gift bag, and it slips into a card envelope or a stocking without adding bulk. A safe pick when you are not sure what to buy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRich, Saturated Print\u003c\/strong\u003e Covering the ceramic face is a flat cartoon egg yolk character slumped on its egg white puddle with black bead eyes and a small frowning mouth, wearing a red Santa hat, before a simple green triangular tree with a yellow star on a pale blue snowy sky. Nothing is cropped or shrunk to fit, so the design lands the way it was drawn. There is no blank back facing the room. The glaze gives it a wet-looking shine that pops against green branches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVERSATILE 2.9 INCH SIZE - The gold cord arrives already tied on, so this round Lazy Egg Humor ornament is not limited to the Christmas tree. Hang it on a bedpost, a doorknob, a stocking hanger, a mantel garland, a cubicle divider, a garland swag or a dorm window. Tie it to a wrapped present and the gift tag becomes part of the gift. Hang it somewhere it gets seen daily rather than burying it in the middle of the tree. Take it down in January and it stores flat without crushing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Ornament That Gets Talked About\u003c\/strong\u003e Guests notice this Lazy Egg Humor design and ask about it, which a plain bauble never does. The right small gift outlasts the expensive one that gets used twice and forgotten. It stores flat and safe for decades of Decembers. Each one ships carefully packed so it arrives ready to give. Ships boxed and ready to give. Years from now it will still come out of the storage box and get a reaction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Marlowood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56209834574129,"sku":"SPZ-C-058-FUNNY-EGG","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/6363\/3969\/files\/10ibZq99iJR89mPVwr7cZY5HDGQJ9itMM.jpg?v=1789043812","url":"https:\/\/marlowood.com\/products\/funny-egg-christmas-ornament-lazy-kawaii-teen-gift-ceramic-hanging-tree-decoration","provider":"Marlowood","version":"1.0","type":"link"}