{"product_id":"funny-christmas-ornament-sarcastic-adult-novelty-humor-gift-ceramic-hanging-tree-decoration","title":"Funny Christmas Ornament, Sarcastic Adult Novelty Humor Gift, Ceramic Hanging Tree Decoration","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eRed Glitter Script Circling a Wood Look Face With a Blunt End of Year Line. Ceramic Novelty Keepsake.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the goal is a gift that gets remembered, start here. This Marlowood Sarcastic Holiday Humor Christmas ornament is a 2.9 inch glazed round ceramic disc printed with red glitter lettering runs in a full circle around a white wood look background, carrying a blunt end of year one liner with one letter styled as a red glitter heart, with small red snowflakes and a glitter christmas tree accent filling the centre, and it ships with the gold hanging string already knotted on. There is a reason this is ceramic and not plastic. Firing seals the artwork into the glaze rather than laying a decal on top, so it will not peel, chalk or dull with handling. Both faces are printed edge to edge, the 2.9 inch disc is light enough that thin branches hold it level, and the knotted cord sits at the balance point so it hangs straight instead of tipping forward. Storage is easy because it packs flat. It lands well with adults with an edgy sense of humor buying a sarcastic, end-of-year novelty christmas ornament for themselves or a friend. Use it for stocking stuffers, secret Santa, white elephant, office parties, teacher and coworker thank-yous, or as the tag on a larger present. It hangs on trees, wreaths, garlands, doorknobs, mirrors, desk lamps, lockers and dorm windows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKiln-Fired Ceramic, Not Plastic\u003c\/strong\u003e This Sarcastic Holiday Humor Christmas ornament is kiln-fired ceramic sealed under a glossy glaze, so the artwork stays sharp and bright season after season. It carries the weight of porcelain rather than the hollow feel of plastic or foam decorations. Chosen for adults with an edgy sense of humor buying a sarcastic, end-of-year novelty christmas ornament for themselves or a friend, it is built to be kept rather than tossed out in January.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Right Gift For Adult Humor Shoppers\u003c\/strong\u003e Use this Sarcastic Holiday Humor ornament as a office party swap, thank-you card upgrade, end-of-year token, white elephant entry or gift basket add-on. Aimed squarely at adults with an edgy sense of humor buying a sarcastic, end-of-year novelty christmas ornament for themselves or a friend. No wrapping required. A safe pick when you are not sure what to buy. It ships boxed and gift-ready, so there is nothing to assemble.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRich, Saturated Print\u003c\/strong\u003e Covering the ceramic face is red glitter lettering runs in a full circle around a white wood look background, carrying a blunt end of year one liner with one letter styled as a red glitter heart, with small red snowflakes and a glitter christmas tree accent filling the centre. Nothing is cropped or shrunk to fit, so the design lands the way it was drawn. There is no blank back facing the room. Under warm string lights the glaze glows instead of going flat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHangs Instantly, Anywhere You Want\u003c\/strong\u003e The gold cord arrives already tied on, so this round Sarcastic Holiday Humor ornament is not limited to the Christmas tree. Hang it on a garland swag, a wreath, a mantel garland, a stair banister, a doorknob, a cabinet pull or a rearview mirror. Nothing about it is seasonal-only except the branch you first hang it from. It works just as well on a real fir as on a slim pencil tree or a mini desk tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Ornament That Gets Talked About\u003c\/strong\u003e Guests notice this Sarcastic Holiday Humor design and ask about it, which a plain bauble never does. Trees fill up with generic filler, and one piece that actually fits the person is worth more than five that do not. Years from now it will still come out of the storage box and get a reaction. Ships boxed and ready to give.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Marlowood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56209823039793,"sku":"RGF-C-083-FUNNY","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/6363\/3969\/files\/15Z1hyfZ9fVzJ-EYykcwLxBDSsgMBtTHU.jpg?v=1789043559","url":"https:\/\/marlowood.com\/products\/funny-christmas-ornament-sarcastic-adult-novelty-humor-gift-ceramic-hanging-tree-decoration","provider":"Marlowood","version":"1.0","type":"link"}