{"product_id":"funny-christmas-ornament-santa-says-six-seven-teen-gift-ceramic-hanging-tree-decoration","title":"Funny Christmas Ornament, Santa Says Six Seven Teen Gift, Ceramic Hanging Tree Decoration","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHipster Santa in Shades Throwing the Horns. Ceramic Gag Keepsake for Tweens, Teens and Meme-Loving Families.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Six Seven Meme Santa Christmas ornament from Marlowood was made for someone specific rather than for everyone. The 2.9 inch glazed round ceramic face carries a cartoon hipster Santa in a red Fair Isle sweater, ripped jeans, blue headphones and round green sunglasses throwing a rock on hand sign in a snowy pine forest, with the digits six and seven showing in his lenses, and the gold hanging cord is already tied on, so it goes on the tree the minute it arrives. Materials decide whether an ornament survives. Kiln-fired ceramic under a hard gloss glaze shrugs off the scuffing and yellowing that ruin paper, felt and foam pieces within a few seasons. The artwork is sublimation printed on both faces so nothing blank ever faces the room, the edges are smoothed so nothing snags, and cleaning is a dry cloth and ten seconds once a year. It suits parents, siblings and aunts buying a joke gift for a tween or teen, teachers doing gag swaps, and it fits almost any gifting occasion: stocking stuffers, secret Santa, white elephant swaps, office parties, advent calendars, appreciation weeks and last-minute thank-you gifts. Beyond the tree, try it on a doorknob, a cabinet pull, a stair banister, a car mirror, a locker or a gift bag handle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKiln-Fired Ceramic, Not Plastic\u003c\/strong\u003e This Six Seven Meme Santa Christmas ornament is kiln-fired ceramic sealed under a glossy glaze, so the artwork stays sharp and bright season after season. The round face measures about 2.9 inches, light enough for thin tree branches yet solid in the hand like real porcelain. Chosen for parents, siblings and aunts buying a joke gift for a tween or teen, teachers doing gag swaps, it is built to be kept rather than tossed out in January.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAn Easy Gift For Teens And Meme Fans\u003c\/strong\u003e Whether you need a end-of-year token, just-because surprise, host gift, thank-you card upgrade or gift basket add-on, it arrives ready to hand over. Anyone shopping for parents, siblings and aunts buying a joke gift for a tween or teen, teachers doing gag swaps will find it does the job. No wrapping required. It ships boxed and gift-ready, so there is nothing to assemble. A safe pick when you are not sure what to buy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDetailed Printed Artwork\u003c\/strong\u003e Across the glazed face runs a cartoon hipster Santa in a red Fair Isle sweater, ripped jeans, blue headphones and round green sunglasses throwing a rock on hand sign in a snowy pine forest, with the digits six and seven showing in his lenses. Colors are laid down at full saturation and sealed under the glaze, so nothing looks washed out once it is on the tree. Sublimation printing puts the full design on both faces, so nothing is left blank.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHangs Instantly, Anywhere You Want\u003c\/strong\u003e The gold cord arrives already tied on, so this round Six Seven Meme Santa ornament is not limited to the Christmas tree. Hang it on an office desk lamp, a bookshelf, a gift bag handle, a rearview mirror, a cabinet pull, a doorknob or a stair banister. Nothing about it is seasonal-only except the branch you first hang it from. It works just as well on a real fir as on a slim pencil tree or a mini desk tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Keepsake, Not A Throwaway\u003c\/strong\u003e This Six Seven Meme Santa ornament is meant to be unpacked every December rather than binned in January. Trees fill up with generic filler, and one piece that actually fits the person is worth more than five that do not. Ships boxed and ready to give. Glazed ceramic will not fade, crumble or go brittle the way paper and foam ornaments do. Each one ships carefully packed so it arrives ready to give. It stores flat and safe for decades of Decembers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Marlowood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56209850138929,"sku":"VLR-C-011-FUNNY","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/6363\/3969\/files\/167GjkE1g9BAfsRwfSTYGzRzFfvGwdjBF.jpg?v=1789044105","url":"https:\/\/marlowood.com\/products\/funny-christmas-ornament-santa-says-six-seven-teen-gift-ceramic-hanging-tree-decoration","provider":"Marlowood","version":"1.0","type":"link"}