{"product_id":"funny-christmas-ornament-phone-on-the-toilet-gag-gift-ceramic-hanging-tree-decoration","title":"Funny Christmas Ornament, Phone On The Toilet Gag Gift, Ceramic Hanging Tree Decoration","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the Friend Who Never Puts the Phone Down. Ceramic Gag Keepsake for White Elephant and Secret Santa.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for a Christmas ornament that is not another plain glass ball? This Toilet Texting Humor design from Marlowood puts a solid blue disc patterned with darker snowflakes and stars, with a white silhouette of a person hunched over a phone with a string of coloured lights draped over their shoulders, surrounded by small gift, bell and tree icons on a glossy round ceramic face about 2.9 inches across. The gold hanging string is tied on before it ships, so there is nothing to knot and nothing to assemble. This is real fired ceramic with the weight of porcelain, not a hollow plastic shell. The glaze locks the print in, so colors stay saturated through years of packing and unpacking, and both faces carry the full design. At about 2.9 inches it fits a crowded tree without pushing neighbors aside, it hangs level on the pre-tied cord, and it stores flat between seasons without crushing. Built with adults sending a joke gift to a friend, sibling, roommate or coworker who is always on their phone in mind, it covers stocking stuffers, secret Santa, white elephant swaps, advent calendars, office exchanges, appreciation weeks, birthdays and graduations. Hang it from a tree branch, a wreath, a garland, a banister, a cabinet pull, a rearview mirror or a gift bag handle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurable Ceramic With A High-Gloss Finish\u003c\/strong\u003e This Toilet Texting Humor Christmas ornament is kiln-fired ceramic sealed under a glossy glaze, so the artwork stays sharp and bright season after season. A gold hanging string comes pre-attached, so there is no hook, no ribbon and no assembly. Chosen for adults sending a joke gift to a friend, sibling, roommate or coworker who is always on their phone, it is built to be kept rather than tossed out in January.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Thoughtful Gift For Phone-Addicted Friends\u003c\/strong\u003e Give it as a gift basket add-on, advent calendar filler, office party swap, white elephant entry or secret Santa pick. It suits adults sending a joke gift to a friend, sibling, roommate or coworker who is always on their phone, and it lands well for men and women alike. Because it is a Christmas ornament and not another mug or candle, it comes back out every December instead of being used once and forgotten.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEye-Catching Printed Design\u003c\/strong\u003e The artwork shows a solid blue disc patterned with darker snowflakes and stars, with a white silhouette of a person hunched over a phone with a string of coloured lights draped over their shoulders, surrounded by small gift, bell and tree icons. At about 2.9 inches the round design has room to breathe, so the lettering and details stay crisp even when the tree is fully decorated. Sublimation printing keeps the lettering crisp on both faces, front and back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVERSATILE 2.9 INCH SIZE - The gold cord arrives already tied on, so this round Toilet Texting Humor ornament is not limited to the Christmas tree. Hang it on a curtain tieback, a bedpost, a tabletop tree, a stocking hanger, a window latch, a cubicle divider or a kitchen hook. The cord is long enough to loop over a branch twice if you want it sitting deeper in the tree. It doubles as Christmas tree decor, holiday home decor, a wall accent or a gift tag.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuilds A Collection Worth Keeping\u003c\/strong\u003e Every year the tree fills up with pieces that mean something, and this Toilet Texting Humor ornament earns its spot. It is packed protectively for shipping, so it shows up intact and gift-ready. Each one ships carefully packed so it arrives ready to give. Ships boxed and ready to give. Years from now it will still come out of the storage box and get a reaction. Glazed ceramic will not fade, crumble or go brittle the way paper and foam ornaments do.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Marlowood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56209833558321,"sku":"SPZ-C-044-FUNNY","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/6363\/3969\/files\/1ovaVriJLnZSpzCKwdPMG4-KyrWTWi8GK.jpg?v=1789043794","url":"https:\/\/marlowood.com\/products\/funny-christmas-ornament-phone-on-the-toilet-gag-gift-ceramic-hanging-tree-decoration","provider":"Marlowood","version":"1.0","type":"link"}