{"product_id":"funny-christian-christmas-ornament-but-wait-there-s-myrrh-nativity-ceramic-tree-decoration","title":"Funny Christian Christmas Ornament, But Wait There's Myrrh Nativity, Ceramic Tree Decoration","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThree Wise Men Bearing Gifts on a Gold Glitter Halo. Ceramic Pun Keepsake for Church and Sunday School.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Funny Nativity Pun Christmas ornament from Marlowood was made for someone specific rather than for everyone. The 2.9 inch glazed round ceramic face carries a white disc with a soft gold glitter speckled halo behind three cartoon wise men standing side by side holding wrapped red and gold gift boxes, one in a green robe and teal turban, one in red and pink with a gold crown and ginger beard, one in blue and yellow, with the wording arcing above and below, and the gold hanging cord is already tied on, so it goes on the tree the minute it arrives. Ceramic gives it a smooth, glass-like surface that keeps the print sharp season after season, and the high-gloss glaze reflects string lights instead of going dull. The double-sided design is printed on both faces, the edges are clean and smoothed before firing, and the whole thing wipes clean with a dry cloth. It is light enough for the thin outer branches where ornaments actually get seen, and durable enough to survive years of boxing and unboxing. Give it to churchgoing and Christian households wanting a lighthearted nativity piece, bought for Sunday school teachers, pastors and church friends, or keep it for your own collection. It works as a stocking stuffer, secret Santa gift, white elephant swap item, appreciation gift, coworker exchange, host gift or a small surprise tucked into a card. It also hangs beautifully on wreaths, garlands, doorknobs, rearview mirrors, office desks and dorm windows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKiln-Fired Ceramic, Not Plastic\u003c\/strong\u003e This Funny Nativity Pun Christmas ornament is kiln-fired ceramic sealed under a glossy glaze, so the artwork stays sharp and bright season after season. Edges are smoothed before firing, so there is nothing sharp to catch on branches or clothing. Chosen for churchgoing and Christian households wanting a lighthearted nativity piece, bought for Sunday school teachers, pastors and church friends, it is built to be kept rather than tossed out in January.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAn Easy Gift For Church Families\u003c\/strong\u003e Whether you need a host gift, thank-you card upgrade, gift basket add-on, advent calendar filler or office party swap, it arrives ready to hand over. Anyone shopping for churchgoing and Christian households wanting a lighthearted nativity piece, bought for Sunday school teachers, pastors and church friends will find it does the job. Small gifts are hard to get right, and an ornament chosen for who somebody actually is says you paid attention.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDetailed Printed Artwork\u003c\/strong\u003e Across the glazed face runs a white disc with a soft gold glitter speckled halo behind three cartoon wise men standing side by side holding wrapped red and gold gift boxes, one in a green robe and teal turban, one in red and pink with a gold crown and ginger beard, one in blue and yellow, with the wording arcing above and below. Colors are laid down at full saturation and sealed under the glaze, so nothing looks washed out once it is on the tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHangs Instantly, Anywhere You Want\u003c\/strong\u003e The gold cord arrives already tied on, so this round Funny Nativity Pun ornament is not limited to the Christmas tree. Hang it on a locker door, a shop pegboard, a bookshelf, a pantry knob, a rearview mirror, a bedpost or a doorknob. Its lightweight build means thin artificial branches hold it without drooping. At 2.9 inches it fits places a big glass ball never could, with nothing to bend or re-tie.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Keepsake, Not A Throwaway\u003c\/strong\u003e This Funny Nativity Pun ornament is meant to be unpacked every December rather than binned in January. Trees fill up with generic filler, and one piece that actually fits the person is worth more than five that do not. Glazed ceramic will not fade, crumble or go brittle the way paper and foam ornaments do. Each one ships carefully packed so it arrives ready to give. Years from now it will still come out of the storage box and get a reaction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Marlowood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56209855185201,"sku":"VLR-C-047-FUNNY-CHRISTIAN","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/6363\/3969\/files\/1M4n062uRLkL4xmLwTRT1Dc3eJDrLsQhS.jpg?v=1789044165","url":"https:\/\/marlowood.com\/products\/funny-christian-christmas-ornament-but-wait-there-s-myrrh-nativity-ceramic-tree-decoration","provider":"Marlowood","version":"1.0","type":"link"}