{"product_id":"funny-beaver-christmas-ornament-adult-gag-gift-idea-ceramic-hanging-tree-decoration","title":"Funny Beaver Christmas Ornament, Adult Gag Gift Idea, Ceramic Hanging Tree Decoration","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eCheeky Adults-Only Wordplay With a Painted Riverbank Beaver. Ceramic Keepsake for White Elephant Swaps.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for a Christmas ornament that is not another plain glass ball? This Funny Beaver Outdoors design from Marlowood puts a painted outdoor scene of a large brown beaver sitting front on at the edge of a rocky blue stream with paws on a wet log, backed by misty pine forest, green reeds and pale blue mountains under a sunrise sky on a glossy round ceramic face about 2.9 inches across. The gold hanging string is tied on before it ships, so there is nothing to knot and nothing to assemble. Ceramic gives it a smooth, glass-like surface that keeps the print sharp season after season, and the high-gloss glaze reflects string lights instead of going dull. The double-sided design is printed on both faces, the edges are clean and smoothed before firing, and the whole thing wipes clean with a dry cloth. It is light enough for the thin outer branches where ornaments actually get seen, and durable enough to survive years of boxing and unboxing. Built with adults buying gag gifts for white elephant and secret santa at work, plus outdoorsy and hunting cabin friends in mind, it covers stocking stuffers, secret Santa, white elephant swaps, advent calendars, office exchanges, appreciation weeks, birthdays and graduations. Hang it from a tree branch, a wreath, a garland, a banister, a cabinet pull, a rearview mirror or a gift bag handle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmooth Glazed Ceramic Face\u003c\/strong\u003e This Funny Beaver Outdoors Christmas ornament is kiln-fired ceramic sealed under a glossy glaze, so the artwork stays sharp and bright season after season. The glaze seals the print, so fingerprints wipe away and the colors do not chalk or dull with handling. Chosen for adults buying gag gifts for white elephant and secret santa at work, plus outdoorsy and hunting cabin friends, it is built to be kept rather than tossed out in January.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Thoughtful Gift For Adults With Cheeky Humor\u003c\/strong\u003e Give it as a office party swap, thank-you card upgrade, end-of-year token, white elephant entry or gift basket add-on. It suits adults buying gag gifts for white elephant and secret santa at work, plus outdoorsy and hunting cabin friends, and it lands well for men and women alike. It ships boxed and gift-ready, so there is nothing to assemble. It also covers birthdays, graduations, appreciation week, end of year and housewarming gifting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEye-Catching Printed Design\u003c\/strong\u003e The artwork shows a painted outdoor scene of a large brown beaver sitting front on at the edge of a rocky blue stream with paws on a wet log, backed by misty pine forest, green reeds and pale blue mountains under a sunrise sky. At about 2.9 inches the round design has room to breathe, so the lettering and details stay crisp even when the tree is fully decorated. Sublimation printing keeps the lettering crisp on both faces, front and back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNot Just For The Tree\u003c\/strong\u003e The gold cord arrives already tied on, so this round Funny Beaver Outdoors ornament is not limited to the Christmas tree. Hang it on a cabinet pull, a tabletop tree, a stair banister, a window latch, a wreath, a kitchen hook or a rear parcel shelf. Year-round it can stay up as everyday decor instead of going back in the box. It is light enough for a garland swag that would sag under heavier glass. Take it down in January and it stores flat without crushing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuilds A Collection Worth Keeping\u003c\/strong\u003e Every year the tree fills up with pieces that mean something, and this Funny Beaver Outdoors ornament earns its spot. It is packed protectively for shipping, so it shows up intact and gift-ready. Years from now it will still come out of the storage box and get a reaction. Glazed ceramic will not fade, crumble or go brittle the way paper and foam ornaments do. It stores flat and safe for decades of Decembers. Ships boxed and ready to give.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Marlowood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56209833492785,"sku":"SPZ-C-042-FUNNY-BEAVER","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/6363\/3969\/files\/1waHfMcLnEXkwDVNyMjaQK0hqxj-aRn0.jpg?v=1789043792","url":"https:\/\/marlowood.com\/products\/funny-beaver-christmas-ornament-adult-gag-gift-idea-ceramic-hanging-tree-decoration","provider":"Marlowood","version":"1.0","type":"link"}