{"product_id":"deadlift-santa-wood-christmas-ornament","title":"Deadlift Santa Wood Christmas Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Bearded Santa Deadlifts A Barbell Beneath The Night Sky Beside Bold Lettering. Funny Gift For Weightlifters And Gym Goers.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Deadlift Santa wooden Christmas ornament from Marlowood was made for someone specific rather than for everyone. The outline is laser cut from solid natural wood in one clean pass, and the UV printed face carries a muscular bearded santa in a red hat, suspenders, and red pants deadlifts a heavy red barbell against a starry night sky, above bold text reading \"no lift no gift\" with a star between the two lines and holly berries in the bottom corners. It runs about 4 inches and hangs straight out of the box. Look at how it is made. The silhouette is laser cut from a single sheet of natural wood in one pass, so the outline is exact and the fine interior shapes stay open instead of filling in. Engraved linework adds depth the eye can read, UV printed colour covers the face edge to edge and resists fading, and at roughly 4 inches the ornament is light enough for the thin outer branches where decorations actually get seen. The specifics: about 4 inches wide, laser cut from a single sheet of natural wood, UV printed in full colour, cord pre-attached, edges smoothed, and light enough for thin outer branches. It cleans with a dry cloth and stores flat, which is why it still looks right a decade from now. It posts well as a gift because it is flat, light and hard to break in a mailer, which matters when it is going into a parcel headed across the country. Made with weightlifters, gym goers, and fitness fans who want a humorous workout themed christmas ornament for the gym or home tree in mind. It fits a Christmas list, a birthday, a milestone anniversary, a care package or a thank you for someone who went out of their way. It ships protectively packed and gift ready, with no wrapping and no assembly required at any point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Tree Tells The Family Story\u003c\/strong\u003e Families keep who they are in the ornaments they hang. This Deadlift Santa piece puts that story where guests can see it. The natural buyers here are weightlifters, gym goers, and fitness fans who want a humorous workout themed christmas ornament for the gym or home tree. It stores flat between seasons and comes back out looking the way it did the first December. One dry cloth is the whole cleaning routine, once a year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrecision Laser Cut Natural Wood\u003c\/strong\u003e Every line in the Deadlift Santa scene is cut and engraved rather than printed on top, so fine detail survives at a size this small. Wood carries the Deadlift Santa artwork far better than felt, foam or thin acrylic, and it does not crack in a cold attic. It does not rattle, chip or shed glitter, which matters in a box packed with thirty other ornaments. A dry cloth is the whole cleaning routine, once a year when it comes out of the decorations box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore Than One Detail\u003c\/strong\u003e Rather than a single icon, the piece carries a muscular bearded santa in a red hat, suspenders, and red pants deadlifts a heavy red barbell against a starry night sky, above bold text reading \"no lift no gift\" with a star between the two lines and holly berries in the bottom corners. Someone who knows the subject will name every element without being told. The composition is laid out to fit the cut shape, so nothing important gets clipped at the edge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHangs Anywhere, Not Just The Tree\u003c\/strong\u003e At about 4 inches with the cord already attached, this Deadlift Santa ornament works on a full size tree, a tabletop tree, a wreath, a garland or a rear view mirror. A Deadlift Santa piece suits Christmas, a housewarming, a graduation, a retirement send off or a birthday for someone impossible to shop for. Couples often buy a matching pair, one for each household, because the joke lands twice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuilds A Collection Worth Keeping\u003c\/strong\u003e Every year the tree fills with pieces that mean something, and this Deadlift Santa ornament earns its spot. It is the kind of thing a grown child asks to take with them when they move out. It stores flat and safe for decades of Decembers. The cord is already tied on.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Marlowood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56202005545265,"sku":"VLR-W-059-DEADLIFT-SANTA","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/6363\/3969\/files\/1xznPJL5v8P3ZcBWzPykTwrhBQ7CnjBRh.jpg?v=1789015558","url":"https:\/\/marlowood.com\/products\/deadlift-santa-wood-christmas-ornament","provider":"Marlowood","version":"1.0","type":"link"}