{"product_id":"coworker-christmas-ornament-funny-reason-i-dont-punch-people-ceramic-hanging-tree-decoration","title":"Coworker Christmas Ornament, Funny Reason I Dont Punch People, Ceramic Hanging Tree Decoration","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Blunt Typewriter-Style Thank You on Plain White. Ceramic Gag Keepsake for Coworkers and Work Besties.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Funny Coworker Thank You Christmas ornament from Marlowood was made for someone specific rather than for everyone. The 2.9 inch glazed round ceramic face carries a plain white disc with no background art, five lines of heavy black typewriter style condensed capitals filling the upper two thirds with a contrasting flowing black script beneath, and the gold hanging cord is already tied on, so it goes on the tree the minute it arrives. This is real fired ceramic with the weight of porcelain, not a hollow plastic shell. The glaze locks the print in, so colors stay saturated through years of packing and unpacking, and both faces carry the full design. At about 2.9 inches it fits a crowded tree without pushing neighbors aside, it hangs level on the pre-tied cord, and it stores flat between seasons without crushing. Give it to office gift exchange buyers, coworkers and work besties, plus managers thanking a team member, or keep it for your own collection. It works as a stocking stuffer, secret Santa gift, white elephant swap item, appreciation gift, coworker exchange, host gift or a small surprise tucked into a card. It also hangs beautifully on wreaths, garlands, doorknobs, rearview mirrors, office desks and dorm windows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeirloom-Grade Glazed Ceramic\u003c\/strong\u003e This Funny Coworker Thank You Christmas ornament is kiln-fired ceramic sealed under a glossy glaze, so the artwork stays sharp and bright season after season. The round face measures about 2.9 inches, light enough for thin tree branches yet solid in the hand like real porcelain. Chosen for office gift exchange buyers, coworkers and work besties, plus managers thanking a team member, it is built to be kept rather than tossed out in January.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAn Easy Gift For Coworkers\u003c\/strong\u003e Whether you need a end-of-year token, thank-you card upgrade, office party swap, stocking stuffer or host gift, it arrives ready to hand over. Anyone shopping for office gift exchange buyers, coworkers and work besties, plus managers thanking a team member will find it does the job. Because it is a Christmas ornament and not another mug or candle, it comes back out every December instead of being used once and forgotten. No wrapping required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDetailed Printed Artwork\u003c\/strong\u003e Across the glazed face runs a plain white disc with no background art, five lines of heavy black typewriter style condensed capitals filling the upper two thirds with a contrasting flowing black script beneath. Colors are laid down at full saturation and sealed under the glaze, so nothing looks washed out once it is on the tree. Sublimation printing puts the full design on both faces, so nothing is left blank. There is no blank back facing the room.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOne Ornament, Many Places\u003c\/strong\u003e The gold cord arrives already tied on, so this round Funny Coworker Thank You ornament is not limited to the Christmas tree. Hang it on a mantel garland, a stocking hanger, a doorknob, a bedpost, a rearview mirror, a pantry knob or a bookshelf. The cord is long enough to loop over a branch twice if you want it sitting deeper in the tree. No hook, no ribbon and no assembly - it is ready the second the box opens.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Keepsake, Not A Throwaway\u003c\/strong\u003e This Funny Coworker Thank You ornament is meant to be unpacked every December rather than binned in January. It is packed protectively for shipping, so it shows up intact and gift-ready. Ships boxed and ready to give. Each one ships carefully packed so it arrives ready to give. It stores flat and safe for decades of Decembers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Marlowood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56209811538225,"sku":"DCL-C-108-COWORKER","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/6363\/3969\/files\/1R_8W3YlURBl9OUXMShO9gnjL7Y4i1UvI.jpg?v=1789043327","url":"https:\/\/marlowood.com\/products\/coworker-christmas-ornament-funny-reason-i-dont-punch-people-ceramic-hanging-tree-decoration","provider":"Marlowood","version":"1.0","type":"link"}