{"product_id":"a-reasonably-merry-christmas-ornament-funny-lawyer-gift-ceramic-hanging-tree-decoration","title":"A Reasonably Merry Christmas Ornament, Funny Lawyer Gift, Ceramic Hanging Tree Decoration","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA joke drafted like a contract. Glazed ceramic keepsake for lawyers, paralegals, accountants and anyone with dry humour.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Reasonably Merry Christmas ornament is a round ceramic disc, about 2.9 inches across, made with lawyers, paralegals, accountants and anyone with dry humour in mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wording printed on the face reads: \"I wish you a reasonably merry Christmas and a happy new year, subject to reasonable expectations, without warranty or guarantee.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWHAT IS ON IT - A joke drafted like a contract, with Happy struck through in red and margin notes scribbled in, framed by a red poinsettia above and a red and gold bow below, printed edge to edge on the glazed face.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTHE WORDING - The face reads \"I wish you a reasonably merry Christmas and a happy new year, subject to reasonable expectations, without warranty or guarantee.\" so the message is part of the ornament, not a tag that gets thrown away with the wrapping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGLAZED CERAMIC, NOT PAPER - Fired ceramic with a glossy glaze, printed on both faces, smoothed edges, and a dry cloth is all the cleaning it needs. It will not fade, curl or go brittle in the storage box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWHO IT IS FOR - Made with lawyers, paralegals, accountants and anyone with dry humour in mind. Good for an office Secret Santa, a law firm gift exchange, or the colleague who reads the terms.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eREADY TO GIVE - About 2.9 inches across with the gold cord already tied on. It ships boxed, so it can be handed over as it is, hung on the tree, or tied to a gift instead of a bow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe disc is glazed ceramic, not printed card or resin. The glaze gives it a smooth, glass-like face that keeps the artwork sharp, and it catches string lights instead of going flat and dull the way paper and foil ornaments do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRoughly 2.9 inches across with the gold cord attached, so there is no hook to buy and nothing to assemble.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits lawyers, paralegals, accountants and anyone with dry humour, and it works for an office Secret Santa, a law firm gift exchange, or the colleague who reads the terms. It also hangs well on a wreath, a garland, a doorknob, a gift bag handle or a rear-view mirror.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe depth and shine you see are printed artwork on a smooth glazed ceramic disc - the surface is flat to the touch.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Marlowood","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56209940939057,"sku":"VLR-C26-011-A-REASONABLY-MERRY-CHRISTM","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/6363\/3969\/files\/102G5h38zmyAaw3pyijUUFkEnp4dM4JPf.jpg?v=1789045576","url":"https:\/\/marlowood.com\/products\/a-reasonably-merry-christmas-ornament-funny-lawyer-gift-ceramic-hanging-tree-decoration","provider":"Marlowood","version":"1.0","type":"link"}